What’s up suckers! It’s March, and you know what that means….warmer weather, better course conditions, and a whole new set of excuses for sucking at golf. We’re back with another installment of Three Off the Tee, and we’re bringing you the good, the bad, and the fugly from the game we know and love.
It’s A Secret Of The Pros
Scottie’s a savage for this 👀 pic.twitter.com/L33t7HlBw6— Two Inches Short (@TwoInchesShort) March 4, 2023
Who doesn’t like a good joke at all LIV player’s expense? Well, our boy Big Scottie Scheffler sure does, and he let us know his thoughts on the LIV guy's eligibility for the Masters when he sent out this year's masters dinner invites. Ok, so I know it was a prank, and the invite was photoshopped, but either way, it was pretty damn good, and with the constant shade thrown between the LIV and PGA players, it might as well have been real.
After striping one off the tee further than his good friend, Justin Thomas, Tiger was caught slipping a…feminine hygiene product to his partner 😂 . Another reminder of why he's the GOAT
1 centimeter for 3.6 big ones?
Only two hours after a rough triple bogey on the ninth hole, Kurt Kitayama was in a position to sink it for the win….and take home $3.6 million to be exact. In case you didn’t know, they call him “Quadzilla,” because he’s got thighs like anchors.
Kurt punched out of the rough nearly 50 feet from the hole. Another tap and he was centimeters short. But did he tap it in? Nope. He marked it inside of a half inch before sinking it. That’s what we call a careful baller.
Picture perfect approach
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The truth hurts.
Bro, you do you.