Slow Play Kills
Slow Play Kills
Slow Play Kills

Slow Play Kills

Regular price$20
  • In stock, ready to ship
  • Back in stock December 28, 2022
  • Free Returns + Exchanges
  • Free U.S. Shipping Over $100
  • Orders Ship within 1 Business Day

Just because your reputation isn’t spotless doesn’t mean your clubs can’t be. Enter: our microfiber towels with a waffle texture to get rid of dirt and grime faster than you can say, “good, good?” They’re also super absorbent, dry quickly, and come in fun, uniquely-designed prints. Bonus: they can double as a crying towel for when your game’s not going as planned.

The Details

USAG brand microfiber towels  are light weight, ultra absorbent, and quick drying. The waffle texture easily removes dirt in grooves better than cotton.

  • 15” x 25”
  • Non abrasive - No scratch, no worry wiping 
  • Absorbent and quick drying
  • Carabiner clip 

We pride ourselves on two things: the craftsmanship of our products, and our commitment to never screw over our customers.

The Mulligan Guarantee covers both: so, if for some reason you’re not fully satisfied with what you got, you can return any U Suck at Golf product for a full refund within a year.

All orders ship out within 1 business day (via UPS ground and USPS priority) You’ll get a confirmation email immediately after you order, and another one with tracking info once it ships.

Customer Reviews

Based on 22 reviews
Terence Berlage
Not the best

Color loss and holes on the print ,

Aaron Armer
Slow Play Kills Towel

It's a golf towel, and yes, slow play does indeed kill.



Michael G

Happy with everything. Just kind of butt hurt because of the new member status. Me and my wife have bought so much gear from you guys. It is what it is though. Tee up bitches.

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