Slow Play Kills
Slow Play Kills
Slow Play Kills

Slow Play Kills

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Just because your reputation isn’t spotless doesn’t mean your clubs can’t be. Enter: our microfiber towels with a waffle texture to get rid of dirt and grime faster than you can say, “good, good?” They’re also super absorbent, dry quickly, and come in fun, uniquely-designed prints. Bonus: they can double as a crying towel for when your game’s not going as planned.

The Details

USAG brand microfiber towels  are light weight, ultra absorbent, and quick drying. The waffle texture easily removes dirt in grooves better than cotton.

  • 15” x 25”
  • Non abrasive - No scratch, no worry wiping 
  • Absorbent and quick drying
  • Carabiner clip 

We pride ourselves on two things: the craftsmanship of our products, and our commitment to never screw over our customers.

The Mulligan Guarantee covers both: so, if for some reason you’re not fully satisfied with what you got, you can return any U Suck at Golf product for a full refund within a year.

All orders ship out within 1 business day (via UPS ground and USPS priority) You’ll get a confirmation email immediately after you order, and another one with tracking info once it ships.

Customer Reviews

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William Roadcap
Shirts

I like the shorts a lot cause they seem like they block out the sun rays so I don’t get bunrt

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Patricia Giblin
Slow play

Love it! Very funny!

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Sue

Fun towel, good quality and quick processing and shipping. Gift for my son and he loves it

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Steven Ferrara

Great towel, good quality, received the towel on time. All my friends ask me where did I get the towel

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