Bushwood Rules Towel
Bushwood Rules Towel
Bushwood Rules Towel
Bushwood Rules Towel

Bushwood Rules Towel

Regular price$20
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Just because your reputation isn’t spotless doesn’t mean your clubs can’t be. Enter: our microfiber towels with a waffle texture to get rid of dirt and grime faster than you can say, “good, good?” They’re also super absorbent, dry quickly, and come in fun, uniquely-designed prints. Bonus: they can double as a crying towel for when your game’s not going as planned.

The Details

USAG brand microfiber towels  are light weight, ultra absorbent, and quick drying. The waffle texture easily removes dirt in grooves better than cotton.

  • 15” x 25”
  • Non abrasive - No scratch, no worry wiping 
  • Absorbent and quick drying
  • Carabiner clip 

We pride ourselves on two things: the craftsmanship of our products, and our commitment to never screw over our customers.

The Mulligan Guarantee covers both: so, if for some reason you’re not fully satisfied with what you got, you can return any U Suck at Golf product for a full refund within a year.

All orders ship out within 1 business day (via UPS ground and USPS priority) You’ll get a confirmation email immediately after you order, and another one with tracking info once it ships.

Customer Reviews

Based on 5 reviews

Great towel, always gets a laugh from Caddyshack fans

Danny Egbert
Funny Golf Towels: Function Following Form

The towels seem to be well made, they’re double sided w the graphics. Also the printing came out of the wash very well. The basic problem I have with them is they are very thin and thusly have very little absorbency.

Bought this for my husband

I purchased the Caddy Shack rules towel as a Christmas gift for my husband. He quotes this line from the movie often, so it’s perfect. I was impressed by the fact that it was printed on both sides and the quality of the fabric.


It was a Christmas gift

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