Just because your reputation isn’t spotless doesn’t mean your clubs can’t be. Enter: our microfiber towels with a waffle texture to get rid of dirt and grime faster than you can say, “good, good?” They’re also super absorbent, dry quickly, and come in fun, uniquely-designed prints. Bonus: they can double as a crying towel for when your game’s not going as planned.
The Details
USAG brand microfiber towels are light weight, ultra absorbent, and quick drying. The waffle texture easily removes dirt in grooves better than cotton.
We pride ourselves on two things: the craftsmanship of our products, and our commitment to never screw over our customers.
The Mulligan Guarantee covers both: so, if for some reason you’re not fully satisfied with what you got, you can return any U Suck at Golf product for a full refund within a year.
All orders ship out within 1 business day (via UPS ground and USPS priority) You’ll get a confirmation email immediately after you order, and another one with tracking info once it ships.
lol I love the towel! The graphic is so sharp. Literally looks like a huge DL of McLovin. This is the 2nd golf towel I’ve bought from USAG. First one was the Shooter McGavin. These towels draw a crowd too. People have come up to ask me about them and have even taken photos. USAG, please make a Smokey And The Bandit towel next!! I definitely need that one!
Funny one. My son loves it.
I loved the towel, it looked the same as advertised. The only down fall was, that the post office sent it thru their machine and it ripped the bag and ruined the towel. Return was easy and I just ordered a new one. Hopefully this won't happen again.
Never got it!!