Breakfast of Champions Towel
Breakfast of Champions Towel
Breakfast of Champions Towel
Breakfast of Champions Towel

Breakfast of Champions Towel

Regular price$20
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Just because your reputation isn’t spotless doesn’t mean your clubs can’t be. Enter: our microfiber towels with a waffle texture to get rid of dirt and grime faster than you can say, “good, good?” They’re also super absorbent, dry quickly, and come in fun, uniquely-designed prints. Bonus: they can double as a crying towel for when your game’s not going as planned.

The Details

USAG brand microfiber towels  are light weight, ultra absorbent, and quick drying. The waffle texture easily removes dirt in grooves better than cotton.

  • 15” x 25”
  • Non abrasive - No scratch, no worry wiping 
  • Absorbent and quick drying
  • Carabiner clip 

We pride ourselves on two things: the craftsmanship of our products, and our commitment to never screw over our customers.

The Mulligan Guarantee covers both: so, if for some reason you’re not fully satisfied with what you got, you can return any U Suck at Golf product for a full refund within a year.

All orders ship out within 1 business day (via UPS ground and USPS priority) You’ll get a confirmation email immediately after you order, and another one with tracking info once it ships.

Customer Reviews

Based on 385 reviews
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T
Tommy

Nice

B
Bryan

Funny towel that I bought for a golf trip coming up. Looking forward to showing it to my group.

J
Jeff D.
This is great

Hilarious and a great towel

M
Maranda

Ordered several Happy Gilmore themed towels and this one was the worst quality - printing color was terrible. Still funny for a group costume contest at a golf tournament, but pretty low quality for the price.

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