Happy Place Towel
Happy Place Towel
Happy Place Towel

Happy Place Towel

Regular price $20 * Orders Ship in 1 Business Day
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Just because your reputation isn’t spotless doesn’t mean your clubs can’t be. Enter: our microfiber towels with a waffle texture to get rid of dirt and grime faster than you can say, “good, good?” They’re also super absorbent, dry quickly, and come in fun, uniquely-designed prints. Bonus: they can double as a crying towel for when your game’s not going as planned.

The Details

USAG brand microfiber towels  are light weight, ultra absorbent, and quick drying. The waffle texture easily removes dirt in grooves better than cotton.

  • 15” x 25”
  • Non abrasive - No scratch, no worry wiping 
  • Absorbent and quick drying
  • Carabiner clip 
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Free Shipping Over $100

Free and easy returns + exchanges

Free and easy returns + exchanges

Orders ship within 1 business day

Orders ship within 1 business day

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The Mulligan Guarantee

Shop like you’ll never get screwed over. Because you won’t: all of our products are backed by our Mulligan Guarantee.

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The Mulligan Guarantee

We pride ourselves on two things: the craftsmanship of our products, and our commitment to never screw over our customers. The Mulligan Guarantee covers both: so, if for some reason you’re not fully satisfied with what you got, you can return any U Suck at Golf product for a full refund within a year. After one year, we’ll also hear you out on any item that isn’t performing as promised—we call that incorrectile dysfunction and while that rarely happens, we’re always down for a do-over.


Exceptions to the Rule

The way we think of our Mulligan Guarantee is: It’s not you, it’s us. If it’s something we did (a defect or malfunction), we want to make it right, but if it’s a normal wear and tear issue (or, ya know, you lit your gear on fire after a triple bogey), it’s not covered by our policy. (After all, our stuff is superior, not superhuman.)

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Customer Reviews

Based on 23 reviews
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Michael Felder
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Loved my towel and Happy Gilmore ball marker

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Josh Marshall
Awesome Towel Even More Awesome Company

First off, love the towel, I can’t wait to go golfing and show this off on the course. Secondly and more importantly, after the worthless USPS lost my first package, all it took was one email to the awesome folks at USAG and they had a replacement shipped my way, no charge, now that’s service and it’s appreciated! Thanks USAG, I’ll be ordering again for sure!

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WAYNE GUIDO GRAY
Glorious

I gotta say you product doesn't suck but yes I still suck.

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Jacob Porter
“Happy place” golf towel

I love my happy place golf towel! My favorite movie

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Chris Hossom
Great product

Couldn’t be happier. Gets a lot of looks on the course.

Customer Reviews

Based on 23 reviews
100%
(23)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
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M
Michael Felder
Items

Loved my towel and Happy Gilmore ball marker

J
Josh Marshall
Awesome Towel Even More Awesome Company

First off, love the towel, I can’t wait to go golfing and show this off on the course. Secondly and more importantly, after the worthless USPS lost my first package, all it took was one email to the awesome folks at USAG and they had a replacement shipped my way, no charge, now that’s service and it’s appreciated! Thanks USAG, I’ll be ordering again for sure!

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WAYNE GUIDO GRAY
Glorious

I gotta say you product doesn't suck but yes I still suck.

J
Jacob Porter
“Happy place” golf towel

I love my happy place golf towel! My favorite movie

C
Chris Hossom
Great product

Couldn’t be happier. Gets a lot of looks on the course.