Just because your reputation isn’t spotless doesn’t mean your clubs can’t be. Enter: our microfiber towels with a waffle texture to get rid of dirt and grime faster than you can say, “good, good?” They’re also super absorbent, dry quickly, and come in fun, uniquely-designed prints. Bonus: they can double as a crying towel for when your game’s not going as planned.
The Details
USAG brand microfiber towels are light weight, ultra absorbent, and quick drying. The waffle texture easily removes dirt in grooves better than cotton.
We pride ourselves on two things: the craftsmanship of our products, and our commitment to never screw over our customers.
The Mulligan Guarantee covers both: so, if for some reason you’re not fully satisfied with what you got, you can return any U Suck at Golf product for a full refund within a year.
All orders ship out within 1 business day (via UPS ground and USPS priority) You’ll get a confirmation email immediately after you order, and another one with tracking info once it ships.
Great towel, always gets a laugh from Caddyshack fans
I purchased the Caddy Shack rules towel as a Christmas gift for my husband. He quotes this line from the movie often, so it’s perfect. I was impressed by the fact that it was printed on both sides and the quality of the fabric.
It was a Christmas gift
"No Bare Feet."
What's THAT sign say?
"No FIGHTING!"
Now everyone will know what it means.