Breakfast of Champions Towel
Breakfast of Champions Towel
Breakfast of Champions Towel

Breakfast of Champions Towel

Regular price $20 * Orders Ship in 1 Business Day
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Just because your reputation isn’t spotless doesn’t mean your clubs can’t be. Enter: our microfiber towels with a waffle texture to get rid of dirt and grime faster than you can say, “good, good?” They’re also super absorbent, dry quickly, and come in fun, uniquely-designed prints. Bonus: they can double as a crying towel for when your game’s not going as planned.

The Details

USAG brand microfiber towels  are light weight, ultra absorbent, and quick drying. The waffle texture easily removes dirt in grooves better than cotton.

  • 15” x 25”
  • Non abrasive - No scratch, no worry wiping 
  • Absorbent and quick drying
  • Carabiner clip 
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Free and easy returns + exchanges

Free and easy returns + exchanges

Orders ship within 1 business day

Orders ship within 1 business day

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The Mulligan Guarantee

We pride ourselves on two things: the craftsmanship of our products, and our commitment to never screw over our customers. The Mulligan Guarantee covers both: so, if for some reason you’re not fully satisfied with what you got, you can return any U Suck at Golf product for a full refund within a year. After one year, we’ll also hear you out on any item that isn’t performing as promised—we call that incorrectile dysfunction and while that rarely happens, we’re always down for a do-over.


Exceptions to the Rule

The way we think of our Mulligan Guarantee is: It’s not you, it’s us. If it’s something we did (a defect or malfunction), we want to make it right, but if it’s a normal wear and tear issue (or, ya know, you lit your gear on fire after a triple bogey), it’s not covered by our policy. (After all, our stuff is superior, not superhuman.)

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Customer Reviews

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totrod
great customer service

Super fast shipping, great quality product, and customer service was fast and friendly!

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MWieler
50th Bday Gift

The recipient of the gift is an avid golfer and was quite amused by the worlds best 3 putter tshirt, and they loved the Shooter McGavin golf towel.
Shipping was quick and the product seemed to be a good quality.

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Brian Rapp
Shooter!

By far the funniest print for a golf towel. Big fan. Also it shipped and arrived incredibly fast.

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zach buschman
Great products

Got a couple of the golf towels. They are a great laugh at the tee box.

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Corey Ladner
Awesome

Awesome

Customer Reviews

Based on 40 reviews
100%
(40)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
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t
totrod
great customer service

Super fast shipping, great quality product, and customer service was fast and friendly!

M
MWieler
50th Bday Gift

The recipient of the gift is an avid golfer and was quite amused by the worlds best 3 putter tshirt, and they loved the Shooter McGavin golf towel.
Shipping was quick and the product seemed to be a good quality.

B
Brian Rapp
Shooter!

By far the funniest print for a golf towel. Big fan. Also it shipped and arrived incredibly fast.

z
zach buschman
Great products

Got a couple of the golf towels. They are a great laugh at the tee box.

C
Corey Ladner
Awesome

Awesome